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  • new pics uploaded

    took quite a few in this last visit to my parents’ house, and uploaded some that have been sitting on our camera for awhile…
    so, the new ones are in photos/2004-aug, the older are in photos/2004-mayjune, and photos/2004-july is going to stay the way it is, with just four pics in it (from the dead body in the suv incident), i have already linked to those pics, so, it is a bit late to change it…

    anyway, i will comment on some, but not all of the new pics, so, to see them all, follow the links above…
    more importantly, this will be a two-part post… i am posting one part and miss mary is posting the other, so, be sure to read her post as well… (i will remind you of this again at the end of this post, btw…)

    firstly, from the mayjune subdir, the laserdisc turtle…

    i cannot find this image on the net, oddly enough, so, i took a pic of it on our tv… for those not in the know, laserdiscs that only used one side of a disc had this turtle on the other side, as the message in the pic suggests…

    and now on to the more recent pics…


    this is the view from my parents’ back yard… these are the sorts of pics that make me crazy that i still don’t have a real digital camera…

    the reason i went down was to help out while my mom was in hospital, all the pics from the hospital are in the photos/2004-aug subdir and are labelled “GCRMC” (gerald champion regional medical center), but, here are a few i wanted to comment on…


    she did not have a private room like dad did, and there was usually someone in the other bed… that can really ruin your day… one was a woman in moaning pain, the next was a woman with gasping-for-air attacks… mom does really well in the hospital and surgery, so, at times we were more concerned about the person in the next bed…


    the smoking patio… i have spent much time here during my now two hospital visits… smoking is not really allowed on the grounds of the hospital anywhere, but, this is where staff sneaks away to and a nurse pointed it out to me during my first trip…
    you get to meet staff and other family members who are visiting, so, needless to say, you hear some very sad stories…


    this is mom on the last day, waiting to be released… she had her gall bladder removed (same as dad did back in march) and, as usual, bounced back remarkably… she’s a real trooper…


    waiting to be released is boring… they say you are leaving today, then you have to wait for paperwork to be done…

    i think that was all the ones i wanted to comment on, you can see the rest of the pics at the links at the top of this post… or just go to our photos, which are all grouped by date…

    i was there about two weeks and miss mary was there with me for the last week or so, and, on our last day, we went to white sands national monument and took a couple pics…
    as i said above, this is a two-part post, miss mary will tell the white sands story and show the pics, it was her first time there and it was a magnificent experience…

  • white sands

    well, i am finally getting to that cross-linked post about our trip… you can read all about it here and also at his blog post about the trip and the new pics update… he posted some new pics and all about his experience with his mom being in the hospital and the trip in general…

    his mother was in the hospital for almost 2 weeks… the first time in almost 30 years… the last time she was in the hospital was when she had his younger brother…

    but, i am not going to be posting about that here today…
    i am going to be posting about our wonderful and amazing trip to white sands…
    if you have never been there, all i can say is that if you get the chance to go, then GO!!!

    i can not describe it in words… i think it is easier to quote a couple things that i thought while i was there…

    —–
    “Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in.”
    Ricky Fitts from American Beauty

    —–
    “No – no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea.”
    Ellie Arroway from Contact
    —–

    we took the dreameye with us but after we were there, we realized that we had almost filled it up… what a bummer…

    but, here are a couple of pictures that we took…

    i am almost always barefoot and he never goes without his shoes, so here is a shot of my foot and his boot…

    it is very cool… you can even see the doc martens imprint from his boot… even though you are unable to see it in this photo, when i was walking around in some parts of the dunes, you could even see the little wrinkles from the underside of my feet… 🙂

    it is one of the natural wonders of the world and even visable from space…

    and of course, just like everyone that goes out there, you have to write in it… so, here we were writing in the sand…

    and here are just a couple of pictures that we took while we were standing there in total amazement…

    this first picture was taken from the dune that we were standing on… as you can see, there is nothing else for miles and miles around you… you are totally surrounded by a ring of mountains on every side and sheer glistening white everywhere else…

    this picture was taken upon another dune that we were standing on and off in the distance you can see the mountain ranges a little better…

    i really wished we had a better digital camera, because these pictures do not give it justice… everything looks so typical sand colored or blue…

    while you are standing there, you realize that you are just a small speck in this vast whiteness, not like a white beach sand, this is so white it is blue…

    you can see it for miles around and it shimmers like a diamond… it is gypsum…

    and as the further you get in the less foliage there is… not a place that you want to get lost in… no sense of direction because everything is the same color…

    i could not believe that the cost was only $3 per person… the gates close to enter at 7pm and we arrived at 6:45pm and left around 9:30pm… as we were leaving the rangers were driving around letting people know that the gates would be closing at 10pm and you were locked in for the night…
    and for only $3 the passes were good for 6 days… and for a small fee of $20 a year you could get a pass to enter at anytime…
    they have all kinds of nature walks and constellation tours and events…

    at the front gates, there is also a sign that says “no refreshments available after this point”…

    as we were driving in we saw people make snow angels in the sand…

    also, as we were driving into the park, i was ready to run around… he let me know that this was just the beginning and it only got better… and boy, was he right…

    we finally parked the car and started our night out with the nothingness…

    we slowly climbed up one dune and then another… it was tough but the view was to die for…

    as we were standing there he said to me:
    “if you turn your head in just the right direction you do not hear anything, not even the wind…”

    i could not believe the sheer vastness and silence…

    and since it was close to the time of sunset, i made a voice note on my phone…

    here is the transcription…
    “during the sunset the sunrays are trickling down the mountains like waterfalls… it is beautiful… the dunes are purple… it is not white but rather blue white sand and there is nothing else to see for miles…”

    the vast array of colors at sunset… you could see nothing but white dunes for miles and miles around you…

    i do not think that i can say it enough… this is the most beautiful place in the world…

    i also thought that if i was into cremation then i would want my ashes scattered here…

    i also thought that it would be the most beautiful place to get married… since white is a symbol of purity, i think it would be even more appropriate…

    but one of the coolest things that happened while we were there was this…

    we were standing atop this huge sand dune and you could barely hear voices down behind us… we did not pay any attention because we were just there being in love…
    we were just standing there and he had his arms around my waist and i was just leaning up against him… (one of my favorite places to be, in his arms)… 😉

    but, as the voices got closer and closer we decided that we would turn around and look… we were surprised to notice there was this couple and they had a camera with them and were taking pictures of the landscape and the skies…
    so, there we were… on top of this huge sand dune with the sun setting in front of us and we were mere silhouettes with these amazing surroundings…

    so, when they finally had made it up the dunes, we decided that we had to talk to them…

    they were a really sweet couple and said that they hated to ruin “our romantic moment”, but we felt they did not… they had captured our moment and we wanted to see if they would be willing to sell us that photo that they had taken of us while we were standing there…
    they also mentioned that we had known the perfect place and we had to have been there before… but we had not… he had not been there since he was a kid and this was my first time… but, i do not think there IS a bad place here…

    the gentleman spoke up and said that he had gotten it on video but not an actual photo…

    that is ok… if he had the opportunity to send us just a clip then we would find a way to get it into picture format somehow…

    it was perfect… the day was just getting better and better with each passing moment…
    someone had captured the moment that we had so much wanted to have…

    they eventually walked back to their car and we have not heard from them yet… we are still hoping that we do…

    as the night progressed and the sun started to set, we could see lightening storms…

    the scenery was constantly changing colors and you could see the lightening and rain clouds off in the distance…

    then, night began to fall and it was getting chilly and we had forgotten to grab our drink from the car…
    so, we decided to walk back down and get our drink…

    the sun had set and it was time for the sky to make beautiful light with all the stars…

    i do not think that i have seen so many stars in all my life… you could look up and even see the milky way… it looked like a little grey streak that ran across the sky…
    you could see our galaxy!!! talk about amazing… i am overwhelmed…

    well, it was getting late and we were thirsty and our drinks had run dry… so, at around 9:30pm, we decided that we WILL be going here again and decided to head back to his parents place…
    but (like i think everyone does), we had to grab a scoop of that sand… this is something that is prohibited, but you just have to do it…

    and, as a last image for my post, here is me, standing on top of the dune that we spent all of our time and the place where that couple had taken our picture…

    i still and do not see any reason why i might not think that this is “the most beautiful and peaceful place that i have ever been and think i will ever go…”

    ***
    and again, be sure to read his blog post about the trip and see all the new pics…
    i only wrote about our couple hours out at white sands..
    he had been down at his parents place for a week already and i was there for almost a week as well…
    ***

    amazing!!!
    undescribable!!!
    leaves you breathless!!!

  • Splinter Cell rocks!!

    that is all…

    (available on pretty much everything, PS2, XBox, GC, PC, even GBA, and more, though i have only tried the ps2 and gc versions…)

    update: link probably doesn’t work… (dammit, cjayc, make your searches linkable!)

  • our laserdisc wishlist

    well, since we no longer have the amazing laserdisc market in dfw to go and hunt down new treasures, i have finally gotten around to putting our LDDb.com wishlist to use…
    the lddb (laserdisc database) is truly well on its way to being the definitive source for ld info and we have had our collection listed there for quite some time, but never really used the wishlist…
    after collecting for over a year now, over 350 laserdiscs, we have 99% of what we want and some rather much-sought-after items (the thx demo disc, the toy story box set, both u.s. star wars box sets, etc.), but, there are still a few we have not yet acquired, such as the matrix, fight club, shock treatment, the jfk box set, the anamorphic unforgiven (yes, they made a few 16:9 anamorphic laserdiscs), star wars phantom menace (it is the theatrical cut in dolby digital ex), and the criterion theatrical cut of blade runner… mostly stuff not available on dvd, some just because…
    i also threw in a few that we are not THAT hot over, but would be nice to get a trade offer for, such as some of the various japanese-release-only metallica discs out there…
    the only things we have gotten offers for to this point have been our godfather box set and our silent running/colossus: the forbin project double feature set… and those were buy offers, we prefer trade… we will see if having our wishlist online changes things…

    anyway, with no further ado, i give you…

    Our LDDb LaserDisc Wishlist

    (once there, you can click on “view all by title” for an easy overview…)
    i may add this link to the sidebar, or maybe just to our shared homepage…

    btw, yes, miss mary and i are working on what will be cross-linked posts about our recent trip, but, that is not ready yet…


    UPDATE

    GRRRRAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

    so far as i can tell, the wishlist feature is private and cannot be changed to public… for now, i will leave this post and look into it…

  • freaks and geeks soundtrack 🙂

    well, i know that i am going to have to run out and get this as soon as it hits the stores on the 14th of september… this is my absolute favorite tv show in the world, and for those of you that know me, know that i do not watch tv, i watch movies instead…

    we have the limited edition yearbook edition that we pre-odered and paid exuberant amounts for, but it was sooo worth it… i can not say enough how much i LOVE this show and will try to get as much stuff for it that i can…

    i am wanting to try and finda poster for the show but have not come across one yet but i am always looking…

    so, check it out if you get the chance…

    this is just a quick post and i have plans on making a huge post in the next day or two about amazing and beautiful white sands… 🙂

  • missing calendar… grrrr

    well, i have more to post about later but this is something that is bothering me right now…

    we just got back into town yesterday from a long extended stay down at his parents place…

    i go down to my car this morning to get our daily starbucks, that we have been missing so much, and the calendar that has been in my car is missing… i am so frustrated… it is strange but i can not think of anything but that i happened to park in the same place that i had when my car was moved out of its parking space a couple months ago…
    i love the apartments here but i hate almost everything else… the maintenance is the worst that i have ever seen and the office management is not the best either… i like the lower management people (leasing agents), but the upper management sucks…
    we have lived here since march of this year and have had things that were broken when we moved in and they have not gotten fixed yet…
    it just seems like a steady stream of things that are making me more and more frustrated with living here each time i come home… i love the apartment itself and the grounds but the other things that we have to live with are insane and i will not be renewing the lease… i wish things were better and thinking that if they had a total overhawl on management things would be better but i have read online that this is just the way things happen around here… i just do not understand it and for $800 a month i think they could do something about this, but they do not and all 3 properties owned by this company are the same…

    i don’t know…
    grrrrr… just when i thought we had found our perfect place to live, we have yet another thing that makes us question it…

    well, tonight is the first night back to work and i am glad to be back but at the same time it was nice to be away and not have to think about the stupid high school mentality that comes with working in food servce… we will see how things go tonight… one thing is nice that i am working in the bar and not the cafe… 🙂 always good money and even off 2 hours early since it is sunday…

  • Fw: The Phone

    The Phone

    A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he
    bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start
    by working his way across the USA from South to North.

    On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a
    golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”.
    The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
    telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven
    and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The man thanked the priest and
    went along his way.

    Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same
    golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same
    kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose
    was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he
    could talk to God. “O.K., thank you,” said the man.

    He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and
    New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
    “$10,000 per call” sign under it. The man, upon leaving New York decided to
    travel out west to see if western states had the same phone.

    He arrived in New Mexico, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
    the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read “40 cents per
    call.” The man was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. “Father,
    I’ve traveled all over America and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in
    many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the east
    and south the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?” The
    priest smiled and answered, “You’re in New Mexico now, son – it’s a local
    call”.

  • great, there goes our email

    Dear EarthLink Subscriber,

    We’re improving our network security as part of our ongoing efforts to fight spam — so you can enjoy a hassle-free Internet experience.

    We’re committed to offering the highest level of protection against online nuisances and security threats. This upgrade will help us keep spammers from using our network to send you junk email.

    As a result of our security upgrade, you must update your email settings to continue sending email on our network.

    this is, of course, the day i have been dreading for a long time, our isp going with secure smtp, which no device/software we use is compatible with…

    so far, i see only four options: get a new isp (they will change eventually, too), find an alternative smtp, or, sort of a sub-choice of that, see if i can set up smtp on our host (and i bet this is not really an option), or, of course, break down and get a desktop…
    changing isp’s and losing our old addresses would suck, paying for a seperate smtp service (eg. smtp.com) is not desirable at all, i have no idea where to start with running smtp on our host, and i am still clutching to my “you-don’t-need-a-pc-for-the-‘net” concept that i have spent so long shouting about, so, i am going to explore the pros and cons of all the other options first…

    on top of all this, i have no idea when the change is taking place over at earthlink, i just got this notice, so, i have yet to do any info-collecting…

    if anyone has any suggestions or an angle i am not considering, i am all ears, click on the comment link or the chatterbox link…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 12:00pm

    i know earthlink has absorbed many many other isp’s, maybe northstate is one of them?

    anyway, secure smtp is something fairly new-ish, at least compared to the time of the dc software, so, the authentication step is not there, and impossible to fake… i suspect many a dc’er will have a problem with this, if your isp is also doing it, i fear many others will, too…

    not good…

    (hmmm, maybe if the call was sent out at dcbg, and it turns out many dc’ers are facing this, perhaps someone might have a suggestion of smtp for dc’ers to use…)

    as for my own solution, i just got an email back from tech support at Zianet, a local, independently owned isp, the one my dad has used for years, and they said all the right things, including that they do not see ever going to secure smtp only… (though, they DON’T have a network status page and that is NOT a sign of a good isp…)
    so, i may very well switch to them…
    zianet only covers this region, but, i have gotten some useful info googling for things like “choosing an isp”, and a few pages on findanisp.com…

    switching isp’s is a biatch, but, i have actually kind of meant to switch to a local isp anyway, and so this may very well be how i deal this…

    (and, btw, damn, i need a different comments system… MUST be thin-client-friendly, MUST archive the comments to my own webspace, and MUST email me when a comment is made, and so far i can’t find even one… which is why i have the chatterbox for everyone for whom these comments do not work… a very lame, very limited subsitute, i know, but, i am stuck… i have thought of going with an entirely different blogging package, like movable type or something…)


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 6:08pm

    yeah, our telephone company also does isp service, and i liked the idea of one bill, so, i went and checked them out, aaand…
    the crummy bastards just have a deal with msn…

    blah…

    and speaking of web-based, for a few seconds we actually thought about yahoo, since their deal just improved immensely and i am pretty sure the deal includes smtp… i don’t recall how much it is, but, whatever it is, i doubt it is justifiable when switching isp’s is not a bad idea in our case anyway…
    for anyone else with this problem, though, it may be a way to go, since they are a long-term, fairly reliable name… and i love their spam blocker, which counts occurances of an email over their network and therefore easily identifies and re-directs bulk mail, with excellent accuracy in my experience… works hella’ better than earthlink’s, which is only a white-list affair with a domain-blocking feature… after a few months of using it, i feel confident declaring it nearly useless…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 8:30pm

    it is the thought that all isp’s will do this soon that makes me wonder how much good just switching isp’s will do… as i indicated in my original post, i have seen this coming a long way off as people kept encouraging it as the standard, and i have basically just been crossing my fingers about earthlink not doing it… for once, their reputation for doing little to nothing to stop spammers using their network was a good thing… plus, it means rendering useless so many devices and i assume isp’s know that and i had hoped that they might wait until someone had a better idea…
    but, it seems it is gaining the popularity i feared…

    and the email promise from the guy at zianet does little to comfort me, he may have no knowledge about it…

    i can’t get over the coincidence in timing… makes me wonder if there was recently some official widespread agreement about it that i somehow missed in the internet news…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 10:00pm

    wow, yet another great find, karl…
    AND, they address the secure smtp issue…

    this may change everything…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – Sept 11, 2004, 10:30am

    since the comments still do not work on dc, i posted a reply in the chatterbox…
    limited, i know, but, the only easy choice i have…

    and btw, see, this is why i don’t switch comment providers… i got an email that a comment had been made here, no other service offers that and i never would have noticed this comment, since the post is buried…
    at least the chatterbox is always on every page…

    still need either a new comments provider (must permanently archive comments, hopefully in my own space, must work on dc and psion, must have email notification, and i am probably forgetting a couple requirements) or i need new blogging software…

  • a morbid day at our place

    so, yesterday morning, we looked out our bedroom window, and discovered that our beloved little corner of upscale paradise was in the news…

    to explain, here are the three articles google news found, and there is video at the links…

    Woman’s body found in vehicle at apartment complex

    A man walking his dog today discovered the body of a woman in a vehicle at an apartment complex in northwest Albuquerque.
    Albuquerque Police Department Lieutenant Trish Ahrensfield says the woman’s death is being investigated as a suspicious death.
    She had no further details.
    Apartment complex resident Kelly Baste says he noticed a smell from the vehicle yesterday but thought it came from trash.
    He says this morning, his dog wouldn’t leave the area around the vehicle.
    He says he went back to his apartment and told his brother he thought the dog had found a body.
    Baste says he brother checked and noticed flies around the windshield.
    They then called police.

    Woman’s Body Found Inside SUV

    Police are working to develop leads in connection with a body found on Albuquerque’s west side.
    A man walking his dog Thursday discovered the body of a woman in a vehicle at an apartment complex in northwest Albuquerque near Cottonwood Mall.
    APD Lt. Trish Ahrensfield said the woman’s death is being investigated as a suspicious death. She had no further details.
    Apartment complex resident Kelly Baste said he noticed a smell from the vehicle on Wednesday but thought it came from trash nearby.
    Baste said his dog wouldn’t leave the area around the vehicle alone, and that he went back to his apartment and told his brother he thought the dog had found a body.
    Baste said he and his brother checked it out and noticed flies around the windshield; they then called police.
    “I kind of knew already (Wednesday) something was in there, but I was too afraid to go look inside of it. So, that’s why I had my little brother look inside of it this morning,” Baste said.

    APD investigating death of woman as suspicious

    Albuquerque police were calling the discovery of a body in a car Thursday morning on Albuquerque’s West Side suspicious.

    The woman’s body was discovered in the back of an SUV parked at the Cottonwood Ranch Apartments near the Cottonwood Mall.
    Kelly Baste, who walks his German shorthair dog Nickel in the area, says the dog has been alerting him to the vehicle for several days. Thursday morning, Baste had his brother look into the car, and the body was discovered.
    Homicide investigators were called to the scene, but APD spokesperson Trish Ahrensfeld says the incident is being treated as a suspicious death.
    Police say the body may have been there for days, or even weeks.
    Neighbors had reported smelling an odd odor for days.
    One said that he had searched a nearby ditch because of the odor, but found nothing and concluded that the smell must have been from decomposing garbage.
    When police pulled the woman’s body out of the vehicle, they asked nearby residents to stay inside because of the disturbing sight.
    Police have towed the vehicle in for investigation.
    The woman’s identity will be released after an autopsy Friday.
    Eyewitness News 4 has found that the vehicle is registered to a woman who has been missing since June 23, but it’s not known whether she is the woman whose body was found inside the vehicle.

    the suv:

    i took a couple dreameye pics, but, they are awful as usual… i only bothered to take two, because i knew they would not show much, especially because the big ugly stupid tree in front of our bedroom window that we hate so much blocked most of the view…
    i might as well post them, no matter how bad they are, though, i used the visualpark software to try to make some sense of what they show…


    if you compare with the news pic above, you can pick out the suv… the suv is light grey, then, there is a darker vehicle parked next to it, closer to the foreground, then, a little grey car and a couple empty spaces…

    then, in this one, the suv is behind the tree leaves, you can only really see the two closer vehicles, but, this also shows one of the APD patrol cars, and the mobile crime lab they brought in…

    needless to say, there were plenty of police, onlookers, and tv people… the entire area was blocked off, from further left than you can see in my pics, including the dumpsters (the little walled area in the foreground of the pics, the trash referred to in the articles), to just beyond the mobile crime lab…
    and yes, we had walked past this vehicle more than a couple times in the last few days, though, we never noticed any smell that we can remember…
    this entire thing started early in the morning, and, in the early afternoon, they were still waiting for a warrant to open the vehicle… it was getting to be evening when they finally opened it, we stopped watching so closely then, we already had a feeling this event might be making guest appearances in our dreams, no need to add more details…

    speaking of horrific events that haunt us, someday i will have to post the story of the last time death was right outside our front door, some six years ago or so in california, when it was a guy attempting to gun down another guy running away from him across the parking lot, and mary right there in the cross fire, with me inside, peeking out the window desperately trying to figure out where she was in all the action…
    for that matter, i could relate the time in dallas when we were going out the doors of fryes electronics, just as the three masked gunmen were coming in…

    but, those stories can wait until another day…


    UPDATE – July 20, 2004

    KOBTV – Authorities identify body found in SUV in Albuquerque
    [thanks, google news alerts]

    and we have been noticing how hesitant people are to park in that spot and it is now marked with a wreath… i will take a pic and post it…


    UPDATE – July 23, 2004

    ok, i guess “wreath” wasn’t correct, but, here it is…

  • movie-related amusements

    i have been meaning to post these for quite awhile… will probably add them to the side bar at some point…

    first, there is Invisibles…
    fun little thing where a frame from a movie is shown with the actors in the frame removed, but with their clothes still standing, ala the invisible man… name the movie…
    new group of them every week…
    a nice mix of really easy and really tough…

    then there is movie trivia on funtrivia.com…
    fun site, user-made trivia quizzes, a huge range of topics and specific movies, and it keeps score of how you do to rank yourself with other players… (nothing to download, btw…)
    funtrivia.com has a lot more than movie trivia, but, i have yet to try anything else out, too many good movie quizzes…
    i am playing as “i_plots” and i cannot figure out a way to link to my stats page, but, it says:

    You have played 74
    quizzes and have scored 7470
    points.

    Your score ranks you as # 43,083 of
    300,000+
    players

    You have answered 747 of 940 questions
    correctly.
    Your accuracy is therefore 79%

    You are a Trivia Rookie

    Renton: Well, he’s always been lacking in moral fiber.
    Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
    Renton: That’s hardly a substitute!

    /trainspotting