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  • our CE3K collection is complete!

    today, we finally got our Close Encounters of the Third Kind – Collector’s Edition LaserDisc Box Set!

    it is a gorgeous set, great high-res cover, three discs, the film on three sides, and three sides of extras… in fact, the documentary runs 140 minutes and the movie is just 137… this is the laserdisc upon which the Collector’s Edition DVD is based, (which we also have, of course) and so far as we can tell, it has almost all of the extras that appear on the dvd…
    got it off of ebay for just over $20 and it is in excellent condition…

    this was the last ce3k item we wanted, we already had the dvd, the CAV Criterion set, the CLV Criterion set, and a couple releases of the inferior “Special Edition” version of the film… and, we also have the collector’s edition versions of the theatrical one-sheet poster and soundtrack cd, both released at the same time as the laserdisc set…

    so, this set fills a gaping hole in our collection…

    we will watch it tonight or tomorrow, but, we popped on side three (which is cav) and it looks fantastic, you can tell it is the same transfer used for the dvd… released in ’98, dolby digital 5.1, thx-certified, surely this is going to be on our list of the best looking laserdiscs ever made…

  • the frustration of job hunting in abq…

    what do you have to do to get a good job in this city?

    i have sent my resume to a ton of places since we have moved here and still have not found a decent paying job yet…

    what is even more frustrating than looking for a job here is that the people that you interview with do not even give you a call back… i have made the efforts to call multiple places at least once a week to check on the status on my interviews and they give me the same answers over and over again… “we are not sure how things are at this time, please call us again some time next week”… what the hell? i have been calling you next week and the week after that and the one afer that and i still can not get a straight answer… i have never had this much trouble in my entire time of looking for a job as i have been here… this is insane…

    i had an interview with one place 3 weeks ago and they keep telling me to call back next week… i am tired of calling and never getting any new information… what is the deal here? do you have to wait 6 months before you ever hear something?

    rant rant rant…
    grrrrrr….

    well, i am going to have to spend yet another day off running around to all the businesses in this city with my resume in hand again this month… i have been doing this at least once a month the last 3 and seems like it has not done me much good but i am trying to be persistent but it has yet to pay off… i just do not get it and am getting very peeved in the process…

    well, i think i have done more than enough ranting and raving today and it is almost time for me to go to my dead-end job that i have now anyway…

    so, i am off…

  • santa fe trip and a moved car…

    well yesterday was a weird one… to start things off i looked outside and saw that my car had been moved from its original parking space to almost the middle of the street… some really weird things have been happening lately and this is just another one… i have a convertible and it is really hard to find parking where we live but i just do not understand WHY someone would decide to move SOMEONE elses car just to take their parking place… this realy freaks me out and pisses me off at the same time…
    our downstairs neighbor said he had seen it that way at 5:30am that morning and thought that we had just broken down or something and did not move it to a spot…
    i talked to the office people and they said that we were alright but still did not say anything more about picking up security or anything like that… this does not make me feel any more secure about the place where we live…

    then, after that we decided that we were going to take the day and head out to santa fe since it is only about an hour from here… well, along the way i felt like my left front tire was making some weird sounds and thought that it would be best to pull over at the next stop and check it out… boy, was i sure glad that i did because the threads on the tire were showing and if we would have continued on much further we would have had a blow out… so, we headed on up the street to a small tire place and had a new tire put on it and finally off at almost 3pm to our original destination… (we had started our day a little before noon and were not getting where we needed to go until much later)… when we finally got to santa fe we were expecting a BIG city… we were surprised… it was like a small town with one mall and not much else… i guess if you are into the southwest thing then this is a good place to go but since we are not then it was not much to see and do not expect to be going there again any time soon… we did drive around a bit but nothing really looked all that enticing… so, we started heading out of town and decided we would hit the outlet mall (small also) and the regular mall… i have to say that the best thing in the entire town was the outlet mall with about 15 shops… we picked up a couple of things from the fragrance outlet, wilsons leather and one little thing for our bar…
    so, the mall was just like any other and dead just like all the malls seem to be in this state… we have not been to a busy one yet… wonder how people make it in this place…

    we, were ready to go home and wanted our frapps for the drive… they do not even have a barnes and noble in that town, and the freaking starbucks closes at 9pm… what the hell?
    so, we had a really bad coffee drink from borders and headed on home…

    well, we got home and played some fur fighters fluff match (one of the great 2 player games)… one of these days i will have to post about some of the great 2 player games for couples… we have had a database that we started and i am not sure if we have it online somewhere or not… games made for couples is hard to find… they need to make more games made for 2 people… but, that is another post altogether…

    so, i am going to post this and then post again about another thing that has been bothering me lately…
    so, i am done with this one for now and will not be going to santa fe again… what a boring place…

  • about that cell phone virus

    it’s been reported all over the place, here is how Nybble covers it…

    _________FIRST MOBILE PHONE VIRUS_________
    http://snipurl.com/77lq

    The first ever computer virus that can infect mobile phones has been discovered. The virus – called Cabir – is a proof-of-concept worm that replicates on Symbian phones. This worm repeatedly sends itself to the first Bluetooth-enabled device that it can find, regardless of the type of device. For example, even a Bluetooth-enabled printer will be attacked if it is within range. The worm spreads as a .SIS file, which is installed into the APPS directory.

    If the virus succeeds in penetrating the phone, it writes the inscription ‘Caribe’ on the screen and is then activated every time that the phone is turned on. There is no payload, apart from the vastly shortened battery life caused by the constant scanning for Bluetooth-enabled devices.

    as far as symbian devices go, i don’t see how this could ever become much of a problem… the Symbian OS started life as the EPOC OS, which is what the psion model 5 and up used, and, unless symbian has changed it drastically for the worse, it should simply be a matter of deleting the errant files…
    i have had more than a couple applications i installed wreak varying degrees of havoc on my 5 and all i had to do was hit my System/Apps folder, get rid of the application’s subfolder, then go to Apps/Install and get rid of the .sis installation file… worst case scenario might involve searching for any files the app tries to hide (can’t really hide things very well with such a transparent directory structure) and/or running a spy prog to find all running apps… hell, just popping up the list of openly running apps should be enough…
    given that these are the sorts of tasks any user should know how to do, plus the fact that this new app running and draining battery power should be very noticable, i just don’t see how this could ever be a real problem…

    maybe i am missing something…

  • our beloved nicole

    today, Nicole Kidman is 37…
    she is, without a doubt, first choice on our list of favorite eye candy girls… (milla and charlize would probably round out the top three…)

    nicole is simply perfect… we first fell in love with her in Moulin Rouge, and have since seen her in Eyes Wide Shut, The Others, Far And Away, Malice, and To Die For and thought she was just yummy in all of them…
    (oh yeah, and she is a good actress as well 😛 her best performance i have seen so far is probably To Die For…)
    last week we even bought two 8×10 photos of her in moulin rouge costume from that cool movie poster/stuff shop in nob hill and miss mary picked up frames for them today and has them over in her corner… (for the record, we didn’t know her b-day was coming up when we bought them, we aren’t THAT fanatical, we found out because it was on today in sci-fi history this morning… they are also talking about her on fark, btw…)

    to borrow a great line i once heard used to describe someone else, she has been the cause of countless gay men and straight women to question their preference for over a decade…

    and we try not to think about the whole weirdo tom cruise thing o_O

  • more mp3 links and my current collection

    these are just a few links that i am keeping my eye on or have already found good stuff at…

    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Terry_UK/files/

    http://thenewpink.net/womenfolk/

    http://www.bumrocks.com/

    http://bootleg.freakin.nl/

    Webjay – Listener created radio
    http://webjay.org/playthispage

    http://www.fatplanet.com.au/mp3_archive.html

    another list of mp3 blogs
    http://musik.antville.org/stories/676094/

    i really like this “gba jukebox” mp3 player…
    it has at least one major drawback, though: no external power choice, it requires a AA batt and it only lasts a few hours…
    a good point is that it records, but, a bad point is that it does not record in mp3 format… so, these “.GB3” files it makes are almost totally useless to anyone if i uploaded them…

    ok, so, here is what is currenly on my mp3 player’s 128MB card…

    first, the gb3 files i have recorded, mostly movie scenes…

    • Imprinting Protocol
      the scene from A.I.
    • Roy and Chon In Jail
      from Shanghai Noon from chon screaming in chinese to roy saying “let’s adios, partner”…
    • Roy and Chon – Cowboys
      roy preparing chon for their journey to carson city from roy saying “just like that, at sort of a rakish angle” to the end of the kid rock song…
    • When She Loved Me
      from Toy Story 2, from woody saying “hey, watcha’ doing way up there?” to the end of the song…
    • Our Precious Bodily Fluids
      the famous line from Dr. Strangelove
    • About Yayo
      from Get Shorty, the scene in the car between mr. escobar and bo…
    • Ray Barboni
      also from Get Shorty, with ray, harry, and “the bro”, from “you got a big problem, harry” to “alright, knock it off, harry, we haven’t got a lot of time here”…
    • There’s A Change In My Life
      from Leap of Faith, from the dj whispering “thirty seconds” to the end of the song…
    • Poltergeist
      the great, creepy music that plays during the end credits since i can’t find it on mp3…
    • MoL – Layers of Harmony
      an alternate version of Melodies of Life from the Final Fantasy IX import soundtrack…
    • FFIX
      the little theme that plays in the menus of Final Fantasy IX… (recorded from the import soundtrack, not the game)
    • Come What May
      the studio version from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack…
    • Red Room
      what a great song… from the second Moulin Rouge soundtrack…
    • It’s Not Going To Stop
      from the Magnolia soundtrack…
    • Air East 31
      the traffic controller scene from Close Encounters of the Third Kind
    • Constitutional Peasant
      the whole scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    • Still No Sign Of Land
      aka Cannibalism, by monty python, from one of my many old dr. demento tapes…
    • Argument Clinic
      my favorite monty python bit ever… also from an old dr. d tape…
    • Go sell crazy someplace else…
      the line from As Good As It Gets… (the rest of the line is, “we’re all stocked up here.”)
    • Danny & Withnail
      part of the first scene with danny in Withnail & I, from “i don’t advise getting a haircut”, through the argument about withnail’s drug tolerance, to danny leaving with “have either of you got shoes?”…
    • I’m gonna’ pull your head off
      another great withnail line…
    • Alright, this is the plan…
      withnail’s intoxication plan…
    • Speed is like…
      the excellent description by “I” of what speed is like…
    • I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!!
      withnail again…
    • Danny
      the entire first danny scene from Withnail & I, from “danny’s here… ‘headhunter’ to his friends” to the end, “have either of you got shoes?”…

    and, the mp3’s…
    these i can obviously share, so, if you want something i have, lemme’ know…

    • Freaks and Geeks
      the theme song by joan jett…
    • More Human Than Human
      by rob zombie or white zombie or whoever…
    • Wicked Web
      a so-so live version of a great waterdeep song… (i cannot find anything but live waterdeep stuff!!!)
    • He Will Come
      another so-so live version of another great waterdeep song…
    • Kyle’s Mom Is a Bitch
      hey, it’s a great song! (but, no, i can’t say i’ve ever seen much south park)
    • Fark.com spot by hip2dajive (#1)
      “In the prehistoric age of the internet…”
    • Fark.com spot by Smiln’ Jay
      “In the beginning, the internet was a vast and confusing wasteland…”
      (btw, both these fark spots (and a few more) are in our mp3 directory… and so are the waterdeep songs, the freaks and geeks theme song, and a few more…)
    • Master of Puppets
      niiiiice…
    • One
      i need more metallica…
    • He Will Come
      a slightly better live version of the song by waterdeep…
    • POTO Techno
      some weird techno version of The Phantom of the Opera… will probably get deleted next time i need space…
    • Spirit of Radio
      bootleg live version…
    • Tom Sawyer
      another bootleg live rush song… i want studio version of both of these… these bootlegs suck (a lot of people singing along and such) and they are like 10 megs each!

    and that is what i have been listening to lately…
    i use ChangeDetection on the mp3 blogs i want to keep an eye on and have been getting a new song or two every two or three days, which bumps something off, so, the collection i have is always changing…

    i came late to the mp3 thing, but, it sure is alot of fun…
    well… except downloading on dial-up 😛

  • opening Kubrick’s boxes

    a fascinating article about a guy getting to spend a whole lot of time digging through stanley kubrick’s house…

    Stanley Kubrick’s films were landmark events – majestic, memorable and richly researched. But, as the years went by, the time between films grew longer and longer, and less and less was seen of the director. What on earth was he doing? Two years after his death, Jon Ronson was invited to the Kubrick estate and let loose among the fabled archive. He was looking for a solution to the mystery – this is what he found

    and here are some excerpts giving you a hint of the weirdness within…

    starting with a bit of background…

    nine years had passed since Kubrick’s last film, Full Metal Jacket. All anyone outside his circle knew about him was that he was living in a vast country house somewhere near St Albans – or a “secret lair”, according to a Sunday Times article of that year – behaving presumably like some kind of mad hermit genius. Nobody even knew what he looked like. It had been 16 years since a photograph of him had been published.
    He’d gone from making a film a year in the 1950s (including the brilliant, horrific Paths Of Glory), to a film every couple of years in the 1960s (Lolita, Dr Strangelove and 2001: A Space Odyssey all came out within a six-year period), to two films a decade in the 1970s and 1980s (there had been a seven-year gap between The Shining and Full Metal Jacket), and now, in the 1990s, absolutely nothing. What the hell was he doing in there? According to rumours, he was passing his time being terrified of germs and refusing to let his chauffeur drive over 30mph.

    and…

    “The good news,” wrote Nicholas Wapshott in the Times in 1997, bemoaning the ever-lengthening gaps between his films, “is that Kubrick is a hoarder … There is an extensive archive of material at his home in Childwick Bury. When that is eventually opened, we may get close to understanding the tangled brain which brought to life HAL, the Droogs and Jack Torrance.”

    and then, inside kubrick’s world…

    There are boxes everywhere – shelves of boxes in the stable block, rooms full of boxes in the main house. In the fields, where racehorses once stood and grazed, are half a dozen portable cabins, each packed with boxes. These are the boxes that contain the legendary Kubrick archive.


    Tony takes me into a large room painted blue and filled with books. “This used to be the cinema,” he says.
    “Is it the library now?” I ask.
    “Look closer at the books,” says Tony.
    I do. “Bloody hell,” I say. “Every book in this room is about Napoleon!”
    “Look in the drawers,” says Tony.
    I do.
    “It’s all about Napoleon, too!” I say. “Everything in here is about Napoleon!”

    “Somewhere else in this house,” Tony says, “is a cabinet full of 25,000 library cards, three inches by five inches. If you want to know what Napoleon, or Josephine, or anyone within Napoleon’s inner circle was doing on the afternoon of July 23 17-whatever, you go to that card and it’ll tell you.”
    “Who made up the cards?” I ask.
    “Stanley,” says Tony. “With some assistants.”
    “How long did it take?” I ask.
    “Years,” says Tony. “The late 1960s.”


    In one portable cabin, for example, there are hundreds and hundreds of boxes related to Eyes Wide Shut, marked EWS – Portman Square, EWS – Kensington & Chelsea, etc, etc. I choose the one marked EWS – Islington because that’s where I live. Inside are hundreds of photographs of doorways. The doorway of my local video shop, Century Video, is here, as is the doorway of my dry cleaner’s, Spots Suede Services on Upper Street. Then, as I continue to flick through the photographs, I find, to my astonishment, pictures of the doorways of the houses in my own street. Handwritten at the top of these photographs are the words, “Hooker doorway?”
    “Huh,” I think. So somebody within the Kubrick organisation (it was, in fact, his nephew) once walked up my street, on Kubrick’s orders, hoping to find a suitable doorway for a hooker in Eyes Wide Shut. It is both an extremely interesting find and a bit of a kick in the teeth.
    It is not, though, as incredible a coincidence as it may at first seem. Judging by the writing on the boxes, probably just about every doorway in London has been captured and placed inside this cabin.


    The fan letters are perfectly preserved. They are not in the least bit dusty or crushed. The system used to file them is, in fact, extraordinary. Each fan box contains perhaps 50 orange folders. Each folder has the name of a town or city typed on the front – Agincourt, Ontario; Alhambra, California; Cincinnati, Ohio; Daly City, California, and so on – and they are in alphabetical order inside the boxes. And inside each folder are all the fan letters that came from that particular place in any one year. Kubrick has handwritten “F-P” on the positive ones and “F-N” on the negative ones. The crazy ones have been marked “F-C”.


    “Stanley loved typefaces.” Jan pauses. “I tell you what else he loved.”
    “What?” I ask.
    “Stationery,” says Jan.
    I glance over at the boxes full of letters from people who felt about Kubrick the way Kubrick felt about stationery, and then back to Jan. “His great hobby was stationery,” he says. “One time a package arrived with 100 bottles of brown ink. I said to Stanley, ‘What are you going to do with all that ink?’ He said, ‘I was told they were going to discontinue the line, so I bought all the remaining bottles in existence.’ Stanley had a tremendous amount of ink.” Jan pauses. “He loved stationery, pads, everything like that.”


    I suppose that the closer you get to an enigma, the more explicable it becomes. Even the somewhat crazy-seeming stuff, like the filing of the fan letters by the town from which they came, begins to make sense after a while.
    It turns out that Kubrick ordered this filing in case he ever wanted to have a local cinema checked out. If 2001, say, was being screened in Daly City, California, at a cinema unknown to Kubrick, he would get Tony or one of his secretaries to telephone a fan from that town to ask them to visit the cinema to ensure that, say, the screen wasn’t ripped.

  • birthdays and anniversaries…

    well he posted to his blog today about our early days of how we got to where we are today… well we are a mere 11 days apart in age (me being the elder)… we have both our birthdays and our anniversary in a 2 week period, so we celebrate our anniversary… last year we took a road trip and that was wonderful… this year is still unknown but it will be special none-the-less because we have each other for yet another year…

    i love you and i can not wait to spend another year with you…

    (just a little lovey but hey, what can i say… i am a girl and much loved at that…)

  • marrying mary

    so, as i write this, it is almost june 6th, our wedding anniversary…
    well, that and the 7th…

    allow me to explain…

    and since i am in no hurry, i will start from when we met…

    in 1995, i was living in an apartment on hermosa beach, california… (btw, i hated it, the smell and noise of the ocean were horrible…)
    late on november 6th, my best friend, skully, came over with his girlfriend at the time, jade, and her best friend, mary…
    mary and i took to each other immediately, and she even wrote in her diary that night, “tonight, i met the man i am going to marry”…

    in the following months, the four of us did a lot together and it was not long before mary and i started saying we would get married at our nearest opportunity… being from vegas, i kept us reminded that all we had to do was take the four hour drive and shell out a few bucks…

    so, since we were open about this, a pact was made… skully made mary and i swear that if we ever ran off and got married, we would page him with a special code, “77777”, immediately after, no excuses… he introduced us, he demanded to be the first to know and we agreed he deserved it… if we had a normal wedding, the plan was for him to be my best man, but, that never came up…

    it was around june 1st that we finally got around to deciding to go to vegas… there was a day or two of preparation and, if i recall correctly, we arrived in vegas, in a rented plymouth breeze, about the 3rd…

    on the night of the 6th we were deciding what to do with the evening and one of us said to the other “how about we go get married?” and the other said “well, it IS what we came here for” and off we went, down to get our license… there were an awful lot of people in there, considering it was probably 10 or so at night… vegas is the only truly 24-hour city i have lived in, you can do pretty much anything, anytime… even 24-hour wedding chapels… though, i think the license place was going to close at 11pm…
    i remember the clerks did not have the burned-out look i expected, they looked like they were dispensing miracles… somehow, they had not lost the romance of it all, it seemed…
    to this day i wonder how many other couples that were in there that night are still together…

    after the license, it was time to decide where to get married… skully always said we should do the drive-thru elvis impersonator wedding… and we always said ummmm, no… however, as we looked around, the cheapest and easiest was “the world famous little white chapel” on the strip and they had a drive-thru…

    we just wanted to be married (though, elvis need not be involved), so, we went there…

    we pull up and the window is on the passenger side (my side, some people are born to drive, some people are born to work the radio, and i am the latter) and there is a bell… so, i ring the bell and eventually a woman came to the window and started us on paperwork… after we filled out a few forms and gave them their money, we had to sit a bit and wait for a minister…

    as we sat there, i had a revelation…
    “you know what? we are GETTING married! no, i mean, for months we have been INTENDING to get married, and here in a bit we will BE married, but, at this moment we are GETTING married!”
    then, suddenly, all the traditions made sense…
    “this will only happen once! geez, i kinda’ wish someone was here to see it, maybe take some pictures! in fact, we could have dressed up for it! or maybe even been well-rested and sober!”

    i decided i would at least put my cigarette out…

    so, as we waited, we noticed it was getting late… see, we met on the 6th, so, we thought it was going to be cool to have been married on the 6th…
    the preacher (Pastor Jesse Diaz, the certificate says) showed up a few minutes before midnight… he leaned quite a bit out the window and asked if we had rings… well, in fact we did, but, we had already had a private and special moment of putting them on each other’s finger months before, so, we told him we would not be re-exchanging rings, as it were… he seemed to think this was odd, but, continued anyway…
    he told me to look on my bride and repeat after him and i said my vows to mary…
    and then it was her turn and then he pronounced us man and wife…

    and we noticed the time…
    it was a few minutes after midnight…
    so, the pastor jesse diaz leaned out and began our wedding some time before midnight, june 6th, and he pronounced us some time after midnight, june 7th, and this dawned on us and we thought it was actually pretty cool…
    we decided at that very moment to forever celebrate both days as our anniversary…

    (for the record, our marriage certificate says june 6th…)

    now, if only we could buy that rental car we were in at the time…

    anyway, if you have been paying attention, there is still something left to be done…
    yes, we left the little white chapel and went over to the excalibur hotel and casino, my favorite place of employment ever (and the place where my brother married his bride), and went to the payphones just inside the back entrance… i dialled skully’s number, put in a whole bunch of change, and entered 77777…
    skully was watching tv with his parents when his pager went off… his voice in the darkness said “oh my god!” and he looked at his mom and dad and declared “zane and mary just got married”…
    we were well-liked by his parents, so, there were a total of three people happy for us that night, not counting us…

    and no one else in the world knew yet…

    so, anyway, yes, we got married eight years ago, in the middle of the night, in a drive thru, in a rented plymouth breeze, on the las vegas strip, and since our wedding spanned midnight, we have two anniversary days…

    and we think that is pretty cool…

  • fark.com radio commercials

    on april 28, a request was posted on fark.com for people to make their own radio commercial for the site…
    there a are a couple really good ones, if you are familiar with fark…

    (and, to make sure they don’t get lost, i have added them all to our mp3 subdir…)