Author: insidious_plots

  • Ten things that Microsoft and TiVo must each do to win the living room

    http://features.engadget.com/entry/1882345133499767/

    there is much to agree with in both the article and the comments thread…

    as an added bonus, there is a great anti-microsoft rant in a user comment…

    among the highlights:

    If you told a stranger to Earth what they get away with on the desktop, they’d think their babelfish was broken.

  • sexiest sci-fi babe ever?

    great debate going on over in a fark thread about it, with plenty of evidentiary pics 🙂…
    (needless to say, being fark, and being fark’ers discussing women, the discussion gets a little raw at times, you were warned…)

    the article the thread is about strangely declares jane fonda’s barbarella the honor…

    personally, my first choice would have to be milla jovovich as leeloo in the fifth element…
    also on my list would definitely be zev (and xev) from lexx and padme, the star wars inamorata for this generation…
    and, not that i have exactly sat and watched an episode of the show all the way through, but, as an honorable mention, gabriella from xena is cute…
    and, though a video game, not only is space channel 5 unquestionably sci-fi (imdb agrees), ulala is unquestionably a sci-fi babe…

    /haven’t seen nicole kidman in anything sci-fi yet

  • insidious_plots

    i found myself explaining the other day why i use this screen name (and now domain name) and it was not the first time and i find it useful to blog things like that so next time i can save my breath and just point…
    however, i am not going to fully explain, i have a lot to say about it, i would be here all day…
    but, i will copy/paste a couple things…

    the first time i tried to briefly explain it was after a couple confusions where people thought it meant i was trouble of some kind, mistakenly thinking that “insidious” means evil or something, so, “insidious_plots” means “evil intentions” to them, i guess… so, i hit a thesaurus and came up with the best synonyms for how i am using the term, then put it in a subtle place on our homepage where i could point to it in the future without it being prominent to every visitor…
    (mouse over the underscore in the word “insidious_plots” at the top of our homepage…)

    so, here is that…

    our usage of “insidious_plots” is meant to denote intentions or motives that are subtle, cunning, seductive, devious, crafty, wily, sly, guileful, circumventive, even dishonest, disingenuous, or deceptive, but not necessarily evil or malicious…
    in short, the name is not meant to reflect a desire on our part to do harm…

    in fact, it is sort of our public summary of the human condition in general…

    and if you really want to hear the details as to why, you can email us or something…

    when i explain this elsewhere, i usually end up saying something like “even a person’s seemingly kindest deeds are often little more than self-serving insidious plots, at best”…

    or, as this guy says it…

    “We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them.”
    – Francois De La Rochefoucauld

    i have considered using that as a sig for a long time…

    but, read all the above carefully, “insidious” is basically a neutral descriptor, not necessarily defining something as kind nor evil, just probably not what it appears to be, and intentionally misleading, at that…

    and i will leave it at that for now…

  • new pics uploaded

    took quite a few in this last visit to my parents’ house, and uploaded some that have been sitting on our camera for awhile…
    so, the new ones are in photos/2004-aug, the older are in photos/2004-mayjune, and photos/2004-july is going to stay the way it is, with just four pics in it (from the dead body in the suv incident), i have already linked to those pics, so, it is a bit late to change it…

    anyway, i will comment on some, but not all of the new pics, so, to see them all, follow the links above…
    more importantly, this will be a two-part post… i am posting one part and miss mary is posting the other, so, be sure to read her post as well… (i will remind you of this again at the end of this post, btw…)

    firstly, from the mayjune subdir, the laserdisc turtle…

    i cannot find this image on the net, oddly enough, so, i took a pic of it on our tv… for those not in the know, laserdiscs that only used one side of a disc had this turtle on the other side, as the message in the pic suggests…

    and now on to the more recent pics…


    this is the view from my parents’ back yard… these are the sorts of pics that make me crazy that i still don’t have a real digital camera…

    the reason i went down was to help out while my mom was in hospital, all the pics from the hospital are in the photos/2004-aug subdir and are labelled “GCRMC” (gerald champion regional medical center), but, here are a few i wanted to comment on…


    she did not have a private room like dad did, and there was usually someone in the other bed… that can really ruin your day… one was a woman in moaning pain, the next was a woman with gasping-for-air attacks… mom does really well in the hospital and surgery, so, at times we were more concerned about the person in the next bed…


    the smoking patio… i have spent much time here during my now two hospital visits… smoking is not really allowed on the grounds of the hospital anywhere, but, this is where staff sneaks away to and a nurse pointed it out to me during my first trip…
    you get to meet staff and other family members who are visiting, so, needless to say, you hear some very sad stories…


    this is mom on the last day, waiting to be released… she had her gall bladder removed (same as dad did back in march) and, as usual, bounced back remarkably… she’s a real trooper…


    waiting to be released is boring… they say you are leaving today, then you have to wait for paperwork to be done…

    i think that was all the ones i wanted to comment on, you can see the rest of the pics at the links at the top of this post… or just go to our photos, which are all grouped by date…

    i was there about two weeks and miss mary was there with me for the last week or so, and, on our last day, we went to white sands national monument and took a couple pics…
    as i said above, this is a two-part post, miss mary will tell the white sands story and show the pics, it was her first time there and it was a magnificent experience…

  • Splinter Cell rocks!!

    that is all…

    (available on pretty much everything, PS2, XBox, GC, PC, even GBA, and more, though i have only tried the ps2 and gc versions…)

    update: link probably doesn’t work… (dammit, cjayc, make your searches linkable!)

  • our laserdisc wishlist

    well, since we no longer have the amazing laserdisc market in dfw to go and hunt down new treasures, i have finally gotten around to putting our LDDb.com wishlist to use…
    the lddb (laserdisc database) is truly well on its way to being the definitive source for ld info and we have had our collection listed there for quite some time, but never really used the wishlist…
    after collecting for over a year now, over 350 laserdiscs, we have 99% of what we want and some rather much-sought-after items (the thx demo disc, the toy story box set, both u.s. star wars box sets, etc.), but, there are still a few we have not yet acquired, such as the matrix, fight club, shock treatment, the jfk box set, the anamorphic unforgiven (yes, they made a few 16:9 anamorphic laserdiscs), star wars phantom menace (it is the theatrical cut in dolby digital ex), and the criterion theatrical cut of blade runner… mostly stuff not available on dvd, some just because…
    i also threw in a few that we are not THAT hot over, but would be nice to get a trade offer for, such as some of the various japanese-release-only metallica discs out there…
    the only things we have gotten offers for to this point have been our godfather box set and our silent running/colossus: the forbin project double feature set… and those were buy offers, we prefer trade… we will see if having our wishlist online changes things…

    anyway, with no further ado, i give you…

    Our LDDb LaserDisc Wishlist

    (once there, you can click on “view all by title” for an easy overview…)
    i may add this link to the sidebar, or maybe just to our shared homepage…

    btw, yes, miss mary and i are working on what will be cross-linked posts about our recent trip, but, that is not ready yet…


    UPDATE

    GRRRRAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

    so far as i can tell, the wishlist feature is private and cannot be changed to public… for now, i will leave this post and look into it…

  • Fw: The Phone

    The Phone

    A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he
    bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start
    by working his way across the USA from South to North.

    On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a
    golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”.
    The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
    telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven
    and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The man thanked the priest and
    went along his way.

    Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same
    golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same
    kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose
    was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he
    could talk to God. “O.K., thank you,” said the man.

    He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and
    New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
    “$10,000 per call” sign under it. The man, upon leaving New York decided to
    travel out west to see if western states had the same phone.

    He arrived in New Mexico, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
    the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read “40 cents per
    call.” The man was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. “Father,
    I’ve traveled all over America and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in
    many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the east
    and south the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?” The
    priest smiled and answered, “You’re in New Mexico now, son – it’s a local
    call”.

  • great, there goes our email

    Dear EarthLink Subscriber,

    We’re improving our network security as part of our ongoing efforts to fight spam — so you can enjoy a hassle-free Internet experience.

    We’re committed to offering the highest level of protection against online nuisances and security threats. This upgrade will help us keep spammers from using our network to send you junk email.

    As a result of our security upgrade, you must update your email settings to continue sending email on our network.

    this is, of course, the day i have been dreading for a long time, our isp going with secure smtp, which no device/software we use is compatible with…

    so far, i see only four options: get a new isp (they will change eventually, too), find an alternative smtp, or, sort of a sub-choice of that, see if i can set up smtp on our host (and i bet this is not really an option), or, of course, break down and get a desktop…
    changing isp’s and losing our old addresses would suck, paying for a seperate smtp service (eg. smtp.com) is not desirable at all, i have no idea where to start with running smtp on our host, and i am still clutching to my “you-don’t-need-a-pc-for-the-‘net” concept that i have spent so long shouting about, so, i am going to explore the pros and cons of all the other options first…

    on top of all this, i have no idea when the change is taking place over at earthlink, i just got this notice, so, i have yet to do any info-collecting…

    if anyone has any suggestions or an angle i am not considering, i am all ears, click on the comment link or the chatterbox link…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 12:00pm

    i know earthlink has absorbed many many other isp’s, maybe northstate is one of them?

    anyway, secure smtp is something fairly new-ish, at least compared to the time of the dc software, so, the authentication step is not there, and impossible to fake… i suspect many a dc’er will have a problem with this, if your isp is also doing it, i fear many others will, too…

    not good…

    (hmmm, maybe if the call was sent out at dcbg, and it turns out many dc’ers are facing this, perhaps someone might have a suggestion of smtp for dc’ers to use…)

    as for my own solution, i just got an email back from tech support at Zianet, a local, independently owned isp, the one my dad has used for years, and they said all the right things, including that they do not see ever going to secure smtp only… (though, they DON’T have a network status page and that is NOT a sign of a good isp…)
    so, i may very well switch to them…
    zianet only covers this region, but, i have gotten some useful info googling for things like “choosing an isp”, and a few pages on findanisp.com…

    switching isp’s is a biatch, but, i have actually kind of meant to switch to a local isp anyway, and so this may very well be how i deal this…

    (and, btw, damn, i need a different comments system… MUST be thin-client-friendly, MUST archive the comments to my own webspace, and MUST email me when a comment is made, and so far i can’t find even one… which is why i have the chatterbox for everyone for whom these comments do not work… a very lame, very limited subsitute, i know, but, i am stuck… i have thought of going with an entirely different blogging package, like movable type or something…)


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 6:08pm

    yeah, our telephone company also does isp service, and i liked the idea of one bill, so, i went and checked them out, aaand…
    the crummy bastards just have a deal with msn…

    blah…

    and speaking of web-based, for a few seconds we actually thought about yahoo, since their deal just improved immensely and i am pretty sure the deal includes smtp… i don’t recall how much it is, but, whatever it is, i doubt it is justifiable when switching isp’s is not a bad idea in our case anyway…
    for anyone else with this problem, though, it may be a way to go, since they are a long-term, fairly reliable name… and i love their spam blocker, which counts occurances of an email over their network and therefore easily identifies and re-directs bulk mail, with excellent accuracy in my experience… works hella’ better than earthlink’s, which is only a white-list affair with a domain-blocking feature… after a few months of using it, i feel confident declaring it nearly useless…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 8:30pm

    it is the thought that all isp’s will do this soon that makes me wonder how much good just switching isp’s will do… as i indicated in my original post, i have seen this coming a long way off as people kept encouraging it as the standard, and i have basically just been crossing my fingers about earthlink not doing it… for once, their reputation for doing little to nothing to stop spammers using their network was a good thing… plus, it means rendering useless so many devices and i assume isp’s know that and i had hoped that they might wait until someone had a better idea…
    but, it seems it is gaining the popularity i feared…

    and the email promise from the guy at zianet does little to comfort me, he may have no knowledge about it…

    i can’t get over the coincidence in timing… makes me wonder if there was recently some official widespread agreement about it that i somehow missed in the internet news…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – July 24, 10:00pm

    wow, yet another great find, karl…
    AND, they address the secure smtp issue…

    this may change everything…


    UPDATE – reply to comment – Sept 11, 2004, 10:30am

    since the comments still do not work on dc, i posted a reply in the chatterbox…
    limited, i know, but, the only easy choice i have…

    and btw, see, this is why i don’t switch comment providers… i got an email that a comment had been made here, no other service offers that and i never would have noticed this comment, since the post is buried…
    at least the chatterbox is always on every page…

    still need either a new comments provider (must permanently archive comments, hopefully in my own space, must work on dc and psion, must have email notification, and i am probably forgetting a couple requirements) or i need new blogging software…

  • a morbid day at our place

    so, yesterday morning, we looked out our bedroom window, and discovered that our beloved little corner of upscale paradise was in the news…

    to explain, here are the three articles google news found, and there is video at the links…

    Woman’s body found in vehicle at apartment complex

    A man walking his dog today discovered the body of a woman in a vehicle at an apartment complex in northwest Albuquerque.
    Albuquerque Police Department Lieutenant Trish Ahrensfield says the woman’s death is being investigated as a suspicious death.
    She had no further details.
    Apartment complex resident Kelly Baste says he noticed a smell from the vehicle yesterday but thought it came from trash.
    He says this morning, his dog wouldn’t leave the area around the vehicle.
    He says he went back to his apartment and told his brother he thought the dog had found a body.
    Baste says he brother checked and noticed flies around the windshield.
    They then called police.

    Woman’s Body Found Inside SUV

    Police are working to develop leads in connection with a body found on Albuquerque’s west side.
    A man walking his dog Thursday discovered the body of a woman in a vehicle at an apartment complex in northwest Albuquerque near Cottonwood Mall.
    APD Lt. Trish Ahrensfield said the woman’s death is being investigated as a suspicious death. She had no further details.
    Apartment complex resident Kelly Baste said he noticed a smell from the vehicle on Wednesday but thought it came from trash nearby.
    Baste said his dog wouldn’t leave the area around the vehicle alone, and that he went back to his apartment and told his brother he thought the dog had found a body.
    Baste said he and his brother checked it out and noticed flies around the windshield; they then called police.
    “I kind of knew already (Wednesday) something was in there, but I was too afraid to go look inside of it. So, that’s why I had my little brother look inside of it this morning,” Baste said.

    APD investigating death of woman as suspicious

    Albuquerque police were calling the discovery of a body in a car Thursday morning on Albuquerque’s West Side suspicious.

    The woman’s body was discovered in the back of an SUV parked at the Cottonwood Ranch Apartments near the Cottonwood Mall.
    Kelly Baste, who walks his German shorthair dog Nickel in the area, says the dog has been alerting him to the vehicle for several days. Thursday morning, Baste had his brother look into the car, and the body was discovered.
    Homicide investigators were called to the scene, but APD spokesperson Trish Ahrensfeld says the incident is being treated as a suspicious death.
    Police say the body may have been there for days, or even weeks.
    Neighbors had reported smelling an odd odor for days.
    One said that he had searched a nearby ditch because of the odor, but found nothing and concluded that the smell must have been from decomposing garbage.
    When police pulled the woman’s body out of the vehicle, they asked nearby residents to stay inside because of the disturbing sight.
    Police have towed the vehicle in for investigation.
    The woman’s identity will be released after an autopsy Friday.
    Eyewitness News 4 has found that the vehicle is registered to a woman who has been missing since June 23, but it’s not known whether she is the woman whose body was found inside the vehicle.

    the suv:

    i took a couple dreameye pics, but, they are awful as usual… i only bothered to take two, because i knew they would not show much, especially because the big ugly stupid tree in front of our bedroom window that we hate so much blocked most of the view…
    i might as well post them, no matter how bad they are, though, i used the visualpark software to try to make some sense of what they show…


    if you compare with the news pic above, you can pick out the suv… the suv is light grey, then, there is a darker vehicle parked next to it, closer to the foreground, then, a little grey car and a couple empty spaces…

    then, in this one, the suv is behind the tree leaves, you can only really see the two closer vehicles, but, this also shows one of the APD patrol cars, and the mobile crime lab they brought in…

    needless to say, there were plenty of police, onlookers, and tv people… the entire area was blocked off, from further left than you can see in my pics, including the dumpsters (the little walled area in the foreground of the pics, the trash referred to in the articles), to just beyond the mobile crime lab…
    and yes, we had walked past this vehicle more than a couple times in the last few days, though, we never noticed any smell that we can remember…
    this entire thing started early in the morning, and, in the early afternoon, they were still waiting for a warrant to open the vehicle… it was getting to be evening when they finally opened it, we stopped watching so closely then, we already had a feeling this event might be making guest appearances in our dreams, no need to add more details…

    speaking of horrific events that haunt us, someday i will have to post the story of the last time death was right outside our front door, some six years ago or so in california, when it was a guy attempting to gun down another guy running away from him across the parking lot, and mary right there in the cross fire, with me inside, peeking out the window desperately trying to figure out where she was in all the action…
    for that matter, i could relate the time in dallas when we were going out the doors of fryes electronics, just as the three masked gunmen were coming in…

    but, those stories can wait until another day…


    UPDATE – July 20, 2004

    KOBTV – Authorities identify body found in SUV in Albuquerque
    [thanks, google news alerts]

    and we have been noticing how hesitant people are to park in that spot and it is now marked with a wreath… i will take a pic and post it…


    UPDATE – July 23, 2004

    ok, i guess “wreath” wasn’t correct, but, here it is…

  • movie-related amusements

    i have been meaning to post these for quite awhile… will probably add them to the side bar at some point…

    first, there is Invisibles…
    fun little thing where a frame from a movie is shown with the actors in the frame removed, but with their clothes still standing, ala the invisible man… name the movie…
    new group of them every week…
    a nice mix of really easy and really tough…

    then there is movie trivia on funtrivia.com…
    fun site, user-made trivia quizzes, a huge range of topics and specific movies, and it keeps score of how you do to rank yourself with other players… (nothing to download, btw…)
    funtrivia.com has a lot more than movie trivia, but, i have yet to try anything else out, too many good movie quizzes…
    i am playing as “i_plots” and i cannot figure out a way to link to my stats page, but, it says:

    You have played 74
    quizzes and have scored 7470
    points.

    Your score ranks you as # 43,083 of
    300,000+
    players

    You have answered 747 of 940 questions
    correctly.
    Your accuracy is therefore 79%

    You are a Trivia Rookie

    Renton: Well, he’s always been lacking in moral fiber.
    Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
    Renton: That’s hardly a substitute!

    /trainspotting